"Since joining the Joes, I've held the record for personally sinking more enemy ships than the entire 3rd fleet, and that's on a bad day! I've torpedoed so many hulls, I'm surprised the ocean hasn't overflowed with scrap iron! On dry land, I'm a fish out of water. I'd rather be on my sea sled than in a tank or jet fighter; luckily I have plenty of courageous teammates to handle those jobs. Making the sea safe from criminal scum is my life's work, and I can't think of a better way to do it than as a member of G.I. Joe!"